First off, we want to send our best wishes to Tennessee Titans team president Steve Underwood on his retirement! Underwood is a person we’d never heard of before this morning, and we hope he enjoys his golden years in the shadows.
That being said, uh…what’s…going on with that beard and mustache combo?
Titans team president Steve Underwood retiring https://t.co/YRxqkuVe87
— ProFootballTalk (@ProFootballTalk) May 8, 2020
Appreciate the picture there, PFT, but I’m going to need one with his mouth open. That’s a straight-up Homer Simpson fit.
This guy look’s like a muppet that just got unthawed from being flash frozen at a 1985 Johnny cash concert
— PFTCommenter (@PFTCommenter) May 8, 2020
Truly an ideal Muppet mouth.
And the comparisons didn’t end there.
— jsm291135 (@jsm291135) May 8, 2020
From another angle, we’re not provided with much clarity on his chewing mechanics (if any at all).
I just googled him..it is ?? pic.twitter.com/db5DRO3aNK
— Lawnie Taylor Jr (@LaserT23) May 8, 2020
Of course, the shielding of this weird beard could definitely be helpful in 2020.
— ledtear ن (@ledtear) May 8, 2020
Thinking ahead of the curve, then flattening it! I don’t even see any straps…how does he do it?
Is that a Tribble on his face? pic.twitter.com/t7GgmqWDVI
— Matt Baum was socially distant before it was cool (@mattbaumstein) May 8, 2020
Thinking of you today, Mr. Underwood. You’ve given us plenty of joy on an otherwise dreary day. And, much like another famous Underwood, I’d love to see you speak straight to camera. I’d love to see you speak at all! Can you speak?