For the second time in as many years, one of our nation’s supreme athletes was betrayed by his attire.
Last year’s stunning Zion Williamson sneaker incident put a dent in Nike’s sales and threatened his Duke career with a premature blowout.
And on this Memorial Day Weekend, Tom Brady’s Under Armour pants met the same fate, in a much more 42-year-old way to embarrass yourself. After sinking a gorgeous shot in “The Match” against Peyton Manning and Tiger Woods on national television, TB12’s slacks betrayed him, showing America his entire Tompa Bay.
Pants under repair. pic.twitter.com/dURUn4WdNl
— GOLF.com (@GOLF_com) May 24, 2020
Finally, a crack in the Patriots dynasty!
Of course, Brady used his top-notch social media acumen after getting off the course, and handled things smoothly, as only he can.
Pants wanted in on social distancing I guess… https://t.co/PJBPyFWowI
— Tom Brady (@TomBrady) May 25, 2020
Yes, no masks were worn on the course on Sunday, but you had been that both halves of his rear made sure to adhere to social distancing protocols. Not quite six feet, but we’ll take it.
Now you can sell Tompa Bay butt masks
— NOTSportsCenter (@NOTSportsCenter) May 25, 2020
Like many great athletes, Brady is hardly a fashion icon, so this just might stick.
Tom after ripping his pants pic.twitter.com/oQOQL1ERj2
— Jobin (@UGotItJobin) May 25, 2020
Bottom line, corny or not, the world eats up Brady’s social behavior.
— Dr. Guru (@DrGuru23) May 25, 2020
Luckily for Brady, he was covered, so this affair did not become a Skins Match.